"Safe sex and paychecks is what it’s all about"- K Michelle (via ketcetera)
girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye
there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more
that’s probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance
genitals making a guest appearance
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.